Sniff, Sniff, Sniff, Cough, Sneeze, Sneeze!
There are not enough words to say how No Bueno having the sniffles is. You just gotta make it through! 
Have some tea, get a good book and get some rest. 
You'll be better in no time. 
And don't worry too much, it most likely is NOT the swine flu. 
XOXO- Thing-We-Heart