Showing posts with label Good Books. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Good Books. Show all posts

Monday, March 19, 2012

V.C Andrews, we randomly heart you.


(V.C Andrews)

So, we were out at our super fancy "Book Club" the other night... O.K really it's our super fancy
"Ditch-the-kids-with-Dad-&-sneak-out-for-a-glass-of-wine-&-gossip Club"

when the V.C. Andrews books came up, how amazingly creepy and weird they were.... But yet how obsessed everyone was with them as young teens. So random, yet so worth a Things We Heart post!


We know you remember them... Well, if you grew up anywhere near the 90's we know you remember them. If not, this is your lesson.

They were like one step beyond the "Babysitter's club" & "Sweet Valley High" and like one step behind those trashy romance novels from the grocery store with covers like this...


I mean seriously, when I was in JR. High school.... if you DIDN'T know who Cathy & Chris Dollanganger were, you may as well not even show up to school anymore. Social pariah type situation.

V.C. Andrews pretty much invented the Young Adult Fiction book series.
Before Harry Potter....
Before Twilight....
Before The Hunger Games....

There was Flowers In The Attic!


The super creepy story of four super beautiful children who's perfect family falls apart when their father dies and their mother decides she has no choice but to go home to her uber-wealthy, uber-Nutso-McNutso parent's house.

Then the mother is forced to pretend they don't exist and lock her beloved children in the attic for years on end with no sunlight and only arsenic laced donuts to eat.
Makes total sense right?


Anyway, needless to say, the brother & sister start having an affair witch turns into a multi-generational saga of lust and betrayal because, duh, that's what happens in all the V.C. Andrews books.

Andrews books are like incest city. I'm shocked that that fact alone didn't scare off teenage girls everywhere who knew how gross older brothers actually are... Eeeewwwwww!!!!


But no, it didn't, they even made a hollywood movie out of it!


Staring none other then Kristy Swanson, the O.G Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It's kind of a must see but of course, not as good as the books.

I think of all the V.C. Andrews book series, my favorite was the Heaven Leigh Casteel story.


See how V.C. did that there? Heaven LEIGH, clever.

Well let me tell, you her life was anything but heavenly! Growing up with a dead mamma, a dead-beat daddy and a evil- slut bag sister in the Appilachian mountains isn't easy for anyone, especially a drop dead gorgeous girl like Heaven. Good thing she had that tall and brave BROTHER around.



But of all her works, the most sick and twisted,
the most totally F*Cked up story is that of

My Sweet Audrina.

Like, it is so twisted and cray-cray, we can't even tell you the plot-line.
You are just going to have to trust us and go pick this book up for yourself. We bet you anything it is sitting at your local library high up on a shelf covered in dust, along with the rest of Andrews' books...... just waiting to be rediscovered by a new generation of young women.

Get your read on people....
Books, you never know where they will take you!


XOXO- Things-We-Heart









Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Random Hearts: The Deathly Hallows


I could honestly give a shit if you raise your eyebrow, scoff, or think... "Really? Are you twelve?" Because when the official trailer for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was released a few weeks ago... I teared up while watching it.

Because... Yes I am a proud lover of the book series and the movie series, and I'm not ashamed to say it.

You would be surprised at how many people are secretly on "Potter Watch".
It is time to come out of the closet people!

If you think you are too highbrow, or too smart, or too old for these books think again.

Because I can vouch that that is not true, I am 33 years old, super crazy smart and I devoured these books in a matter of about 2 months... All 7 of them,about 4,175 pages in all..... And I read the Deathly Hallows twice.

They really are THAT good.

And once your in, your in, how can you not fall madly in love with all 3 of the main characters?
How can you not want to watch them grow and triumph again and again?

The Deathly Hallows is the end of the series.... And it doesn't let you down at all, there is not a quick hasty bow tied to any of the loose ends.
J.K Rowling didn't leave a single stone unturned, she didn't leave a single question unanswered, she crafted a beautiful, heart breaking yet uplifting ending for readers, and more importantly the characters we grew to love so much.


And now we are lucky enough to get two movies to finish us off!


We seriously can not wait for November when we get to snuggle up in the theater and watch the magic unfold.

We are so ready to have our minds blown... Please don't let us down Hollywood!

The trailer looks very promising and gives us goose bumps every single time we watch it.



What do you think?

XOXO- Things-We-Heart


Sunday, October 25, 2009

No Bueno! The Sniffles


Sniff, Sniff, Sniff, Cough, Sneeze, Sneeze!

There are not enough words to say how No Bueno having the sniffles is. 
You just gotta make it through! 

Have some tea, get a good book and get some rest. 
You'll be better in no time. 
And don't worry too much, it most likely is NOT the swine flu. 

XOXO- Thing-We-Heart

Sunday, August 23, 2009

No Bueno: We do not heart finishing a really good book!


It's always super hard to put down a good book.


Miss Me and I are even guilty of making up excuses just to go home and read our fav books!


(Oh, um we never made up excuses to you...just to other people)

But its even harder to finish a great book.
Do you ever find yourself reading slower or even making up excuses not to read so you don't have to finish it?



It's like saying goodbye to a old friend or friends

... your amazing adventure is over...



But the bueno news is, you can always find a new adventure to begin.


Go out...enjoy the rest of summer reading a great book or books by some type of water ;)

P.S. Think of all the $$$ you will save when you are not out shopping or trying to find things to do! You have our own adventure between the pages of a book.

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xoxo t.w.h.