Fashion Friday: Bauble-icious...we heart big ole finger lickin' baubles...

*** This post is not our fault! Please direct all of your anger towards Marie Claire magazine. It's their fault...their unbelievably gorgeous, ridiculously fantasmic, supercalifragilistic spread on shmancy jewelry.***

They had the most gorgeous, unique, unbelievable ring spread we have ever laid our mascara-ed lashes upon! Hmmm...how far away is Christmas?

Uuugghhhhh....and look at these mother f'n bracelets!!! Geeeeze louise!!!!

A good cocktail ring is like the best dress or jacket or heels you have ever had. It can instantly liven up any outfit and elevate any wardrobe...

All you need is one on your paw and you are RTG...

OH! P.S. Cocktail rings do not ever have to be expensive...recessionistas can have their pick as much as anyone. Just make them fun!

Now for the ring that started it all for Miss TWH...the ring that makes her swoon like a chubby kid in a candy tasting factory...or buzz like a bee in a flower field...or ....oh forget it you get the picture. The Cartier Pantere ring is her Kryptonite.

It's soooo stupidly fantastic! So glam, so kitchy (but hello? Cartier is never tacky), so fun yet 100% all business, and soooooooooooooooooooooo EXPENSIVE!!!

Um Mr. Twh....a certain someone has been a very good girl lately...just sayin'.

Love the idea of the kitten on your finger but don't feel like spending a grib o' moolah? Good news kitties....F21 has a fun lovin' fakey for you.

Sure it's not the Cartier one but it is super good in it's own way...the creative step cousin if you will....

This lion door knocker CR (Cocktail Ring) is the perfect mix of chic and fun....

Most likely no one else will even have this ring since it is so ugly, it's gorgeous...ya know!?

This ring, a LBD (little black dress) and stupidly hot shoes and hello hotness....Done and Hilariously Done!

Oh Ioselliani...we have been coveting your rings for over a year now and nada...we have not bought...or even tried on... Porque you ask? No idea???

This 5 layer feather and gem ring is perfection to the 10th power. So unique, chic, and magnifique. It's hippie meets glamour girl meets get into our jewelry boxes ASAP!

There is something sooooo cute and so super great about this Jcrew CR. It's made of gold plated brass, beads, crystals and fun!

We totally picture Ariel from the Little Mermaid rocking this!

Oh...you're not Ariel? That's ok...throw on some Sweats and this ring ...hello cutie bean.

Dear Miss Me...don't scream,

Free People's Amethyst ring is sooooo good!

As you know we die for crystal anything...yes we are stinky hippies at heart...

And this amethyst cocktail ring? Um...YES!

P.S. Miss Me...do not attempt to buy this ring...a certain jinxy accidentally pressed the "buy" button on it last night...ooopsie...sowwy!

Now a warning...yes now.... The next 2 rings may hurt your tummy a little bit. We are in a bit o' pain ourselves.... but it will pass...one day...

Really Erickson Beamon?!?!?! Really??? This is how you treat us? What the F is this ring????

Soooo good! It's costume, meets 80's meets futuristically chic meets wear with anything and everything...

We want you...you are yummy!

AND THE BEST FOR LAST...THE ONE THAT WE HAVE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT FOR EVER AND EVER... (hee hee...LOUD ...sorry) OK, not FOREVER, forever but for a while...

We both are in super fluttery heartville with diamonds in the rough...those are unpolished natural diamonds. And from the company who does uncuts justice...Diamonds in the Rough (that's also the company name) comes this fucking sick ring!!!!!!!!
Yup...no words...none....zero...nada...except "How can we have...and how much is it?"

Well it is a lot...soooo..

It's so much there is no price and it's sold at Needless Markup and Bergdorf exclusively so that's a pretty good hint....

Don't want sassy on your tootsies? How about your neck....Or wrists?...

Stay tuned for part deux on gorge baubles for the other parts...

xoxo things we heart

Fashion Friday: Just a Romp(er) in the park....we heart Rompers/Jumpsuits...the grown-up kind

We've said it before (a few times) and we will say it again...We Heart Jumpsuits! (no it is not Spring 2009 when we did this amazing post...I think it was our 3rd post ever!)

Jumpsuits are for sure back in a huuuuge way and hopefully for us they are here to stay!

Stolen from Polyvore.com...thanks!

Last year only the brave put them down their runways...this year the shy took a brave pill because they romped down 70% of the runways from Stella McCartney and Tibi to Karl Lagerfeld and Lanvin (they also had our fav last spring).

Lanvin Sp/SU 2009

Yes, it does take a daring person to try one on (I mean come on...you are totally nekkid until you slip it up...) but once you do...you will scream out (in a good way) I heart Things We Heart!!!

They are super versitile and easy to wear...just take your time picking out the best for your body.

Here are a few of our faves for Spring 2010...

Oh! P.S. We found the ones we can all afford...as you know we are recessionistas-ish so we wont torture you by only putting in ones Super Models wear...

You're Welcome

Stolen from Hipcandy.com...thanks!

We looove Jumpsuits (rompers, playsuits what have you) in the day time...unexpected but totally cute and easy!

OK so Karl Lagerfeld give it to us with this sick ass pink leather romper...

Since we are drooling and can not have it for daytime hotness....we found some you can have!

Hi there heart playsuit from Topshop....What's that you say? You belong in our closets?

Yup...you do...that is why we are going to have you!

This belongs with some cute Oxfords or bright ass sandals...

Easy breesy should be the name of this super cute romper from Free People...

Slip it on...throw on some slouchy boots or combats and honey...you are gonna be the one we stare at and and to kill (in the most loving way of course)

Geez louise Cynthia Vincent! You had us at 80's-esque printed cropped leg pink jumpsuit!

And you got it right!

Looove it! This may be a wee bit tricky to figure out how to rock but once you do...you are golden!

Coachella here we come!!!!!!

Dolce Vita's uber cute jumper is perfection for ANY daytime (and some nighttime) event...whether its just shopping or pairing with some knee high riding boots at a music fest or simply some flip flops (not the wedge kind) it is perfect!

There is nothing like wearing a JS to an event, dinner or party...sooo chic...so classy...soooo good!

We are freaking over this f'n ridiculously insane one from Erin Featherson!!!!!

Ugghhhggghh...But have no fear...here are our nighttime faves from designers we can actually wear!

"Oh this old thing? Hahaha I have had for years"..."Why thank you! Yes it is effortlessly chic and unbelievably sexy..."Oh..I don't know who made it...L.A.M.B. maybe?"

Yes mo' fos it is from the gorgeous Gwen Stefani's line. Someone may have this one coming to add to her line up and she is EXCITED!!!!!

How cuuute is this sweetheart necked, tuxedo-ish short jumpsuit from the "King" of jumpsuits Greyantics by Grey Ant...

LOVE! Pair with some sheer tights (or none at all) throw your hair in a A.Wang/ Miss Me-esque braid and you are GTG!

Going to a black tie affair or shmancy party but want ...no no...need to stand out? Grab this rad one from Wink.

Sex in the form of a classy jumpsuit! Done and deliciously Done!

Pssst...it's on sale! Throw on some gorgeous stilettos or sky high black booties and you will make Carrie Bradshaw fall at your feet.

Thank you to Twenty8Twelve for giving us this beautiful JS.

This screams beautiful summer wedding or elegant party in some amazing beach town.

Tan your gams and you are ready!

P.S. Stay away from those annoying stretch jersey ones usually found on Melrose Ave or W. Broadway from the cheapy stores (not that you have to spend a ton to look good)

But this post is about the ones done right...not the ones done wrong...

P.P.S. You will kiss us again and again after you embrace jumpsuits!

xoxo things we heart

Fashion Friday: We heart White after labor day

Oh Dear Lord...Monsieur Rick Owens!!!!!!!!!!!! You had us at ...well everything! His yearly tribute to wearing White after Labor Day

Who says you can't wear white after labor day? No...seriously..who says?

We looked to see who came up with that silly...silly rule and it seems as if it came from nowhere. It is more of a huuuge secret mystery...made up by people that thought it would be fun to watch people squirm and squeeze out every last bit of white clothing by the first week of September...

Oh and P.S. it seems to only really be embraced in the good ol' US of A.

No one knows why it started here except for the fact that there was one silly little saying that white shoes after labor day were a no-no (but look below and you will see why the no white shoes rule is just as lame!) and some how is morphed into white clothes.

But those days are ova bunny cats! OVER! Why should there be rules for fashion?

Well except for the simple ones like no panty lines under tight clothes

...and no CT (camel toes...eewwww sorry but it's true!)

...and no head to toe labels...umm that's all we can think of now. But, see rules for fashion are silly!

Oooopsie...there maybe just a few simple White After Labor Day rules that everyone should probably listen to...

1. No linen...it's just too summery and light and hard to layer

2. If you live in a place (LAites are lucky) where you are lucky enough to comfortably rock open toed shoes in the fall and winter...please oh please do not wear with hose... but please oh please rock them with dark tights!

7th square

Trust us...super cute!

3. Put the leg warmers away...enough said...1983 is over and you are not a ballerina or 4 years old.

Sorry Milla! You are a fashion goddess but maybe you were jet lagged that day...

OK...enough...right? That's all we think..fashion is fun so almost anything else goes..

On with the whole reason White after Labor Day is AMAZING and totally necessary...

Thanks LNA! The makers of the suuuper soft perfect Tee give us a super easy to wear...gorgeously en currant white lace tee.

It's sooo, "No..it's really just a tee shirt...just in lace!"... "Haha..thank you! I just threw it on! Yes it is terrible chic, isn't it..."

It's perfection! Throw this on with jeans or leggins or trousers, a bright bra or camisole, a scarf, leather jacket and you are RTG. The cut and the lace will amp up anything you are wearing...

Hello perfect white goddessly chic dress. Wow! This beauty from the go to company for great cocktail dresses, Black Halo, can go from a summer wedding into a winter cocktail party just by adding dark tights and shoes.
How f'ing amazing would this look with a charcoal or black leather moto jacket and tights! Yes and Por Favor!

Speaking of unbelievably beautiful WALD (White After Labor Day) dresses.. Hi there yummy and endlessly chic dress! How are you?
Wow wow wow...thank you Thakoon! What a beautiful take on a tuxedo-y style silk dress! TDF! Oh and we will take those shoes too ;)

P.S. Anyone see how amazingly cute Thakoon is in the September Issue?

Next up in the reasons NWALD is a stupid rule is from the man who makes me cry (in a super good fashion loving way) every time I see his fashion shows or clothing in the stores...is a gorgeous with a capital G leather, strong shoulder jacket from the one...the only...Rick Owens!

Yum and perfection! There is no way you wouldn't look chic and RTG just by throwing this one piece on...I bet it would even make stinky sweats look good.

Free People really gives that silly rule a kick in the tush with their amazing double breasted wool overcoat.
The cut and fabric of this coat makes it perfect for any occasion at all shmance or not.

The ridiculously amazing shawl collar and ribbed cuffs are fantastic and crazy chic! (not to mention warm)

Wanna see a WALD coat that will make you squeal?

3.1 Phillip Lim gives us a reason to get 5 jobs! His white military meets circus in heaven meets Parisian chic coat is so beautiful and perfect we have no words...none! Except for bring on the Lottery tickets...

Yay Top Shop!!!! Not only are you are go to fashion mecca but you are soooo ahead of the times in a really great way yet perfectly timely (does that make sense?).

We are suuuper hearting your cream body con. strong shoulder dress.

Wear this bad boy with black booties and a few gold rings and you are unstoppable. Move ova Miss Moss...well OK please don't go anywhere just watch how we roll ;).

Here is a perfect little ballerina-esque number from Alice and Olivia that can literally go with anything at any time of the year...but we totally heart that she is giving it to us for Winter.

Ignore the skirt (even though it is beautiful) we are talking about the loveliness of the TDF spaghetti strap body suit...yes they are sooo very back.

With it's low back and gorge V neckline you can be the belle of any party or date in this.

Throw on with a vintage blazer or shrunken leather jacket and some TDF pleated trousers and we will stalk you and try to steal your outfit when you least expect it!

Remember when I said how lame the no white shoes rule was?...Well here are 2 perfect reasons why!!!!!

OMFG!!!!! All white Monochrome Docs?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!

Yes...yes and yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wear these bad boys with these ridiculously fantastical pants! Ughhh sooooo good!!!

Mr. Wang? Hello? ....
Hi there...um...yeah..it is bad enough that you make the most amazingly fashion forward yet wearable clothes that make us poor but now you have to get into the shoe biz and literally drain our banks dry?

These WALD booties are unbelievable. Perfection!!!!!!!! Thank you. Grab yours at the amazing Diavolina.

This little guy is the most for sure WALD thing in the world! Take one home and make it part your family forever...you will thank us for the years of snuggles and love.

xoxo t.w.h.